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Top 25 Men I’d Bone Without A Second Thought → 07. Ryan Reynolds
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Why She’s Hot: Katy Perry
- WARNING: People with heart diseases and guys that get turn on easily stop here, don’t read any further. First of all, she was crowned the hottest woman alive in Maxim’s Hot 100 List, bitches! And why wouldn’t they? Her name is Katy -sexy- Perry, she’s a singer and a badass!
- Where should I start? Her breasts, oh dear…They were made by Gods! It’s impossible to focus on what she’s saying when you have those perfect twins right in front of you.
- That’s not all. She has long, tanned, fit legs that makes you want to caress them forever. Take your time to wipe the drool from your chin and the keyboard before keep reading.
- LOOK at this. Hasn’t she the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen? It’s like she’s watching your soul. You can’t help but stare and stare and stare… And what about her stunning smile? She brightens the lives of many with just a simple grin. You can’t help but adore her!
- You’ve seen all her physical, wonderful features but she’s also incredibly funny, friendly and the most adorable person you’ll ever see! When you listen to her singing you forget about all bad things and you just let that magic voice take you to a wonderful place.
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This looks like an old picture but… I couldn’t resist not posting this up. hee. Yes, I have a thing for angels ;)
Why He’s Hot:
- Matt Nathanson is most famous for the song “Come On, Get Higher”, and for a good reason, too. If the lyrics aren’t enough to make your ovaries explode, then the music video should definitely be enough to push you over the edge.
- The way he plays his guitar. Look at the way he holds that thing. Don’t tell me that the idea of snuggling up to him like that while he plays you sweetly doesn’t make you hot all over. I won’t believe you.
- His voice. He has that perfectly gravelly singing voice that gives your ears a shaking orgasm while simultaneously making your knees give out beneath you.
- His sense of humor. Okay, if you haven’t dropped your panties (or boxers) yet, watch this. Matt has that dirty, witty sense of humor that just makes you want to rip all your clothes off and jump on stage. Even when he’s going through the contents of his mediocre swag bag, you can’t help but laugh, even though you really just want to jump his bones.
- His lyrics. Do I even have to fucking explain this one? If you have ever heard a Matt Nathanson song, you know what I’m talking about. Lyrics that are heartbreakingly sincere and creative, yet still manage to constantly mention hot sex. As much as Matt mentions tangled sheets, you know he’s gotta be good.
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I’ve been thinking about it for a while, and I’m putting this in the running for best photo of ‘09.
whytheyrehot: Charlotte Gainsbourg
Why She’s Hot:
- Do you see this fox? She’s 38. And a mom. So this hot ass lady is a certified MILF.
- She’s French. French anything = hotter than your boyfriend naked. Watch I’m Not There for proof of her French accent.
- Her parents were both pop singers, which basically makes her pop royalty. And it’s pretty much common knowledge that pop starts are hot.
- She makes music. Her voice is like listening to angels while having sex.
- She’s that sexy chick from The Science of Sleep. So all you indie geeks, if you’re wondering why you think you’ve seen her before, you have. She’s Charlotte Gainsbourg: actress slash musician slash hot ass. It’s high time you put a name to that face.
Certainly charm with his humor! :)
Why He’s Hot:
- Jemaine Clement is a sexy beast. Just one stare past those foxy glasses into his green eyes and you could just die and go to heaven. And if you are a fan of Flight of the Conchords, you know what the angels are doing in heaven… Didn’t he look darn good in that toga? Let me answer that for you: yes.
- His accent is a lovechild of Australian and Sexual. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about, he’s from New Zealand. (How beastly is that country?) He is known for mumbling, but it doesn’t matter if you can’t understand what he’s whispering to you in the middle of the night; his voice is still “sixy”.
- Those sideburns. Enough said.
- My Lord: his lips. Every Jemainiac keeps this photo in their wallet. If his Maori heritage serves him right, his lips might not be his only asset, if you know what I mean. (On a side note, check out his rump.) His nick name isn’t snake hips for nothing.
- This gorgeous man even tells you what he’ll do to you. WOAH, did you just see that? Correct! That was Jem in nothing but his business socks. And after a wild night, he’ll serenade you with his beautiful voice. Did I mention he plays the bass? Need I say more? But don’t worry, he doesn’t mind taking it slow.
Agyness Deyn. HOT
Why She’s hot:
- Her name. Agnes? not so much. But Agyness Deyn? You know that anyone named Agyness Deyn is definitely going to be sexy. Sure it’s not her real name, but who the hell goes by their real name anymore?
- She’s in a band. Not only is she a supermodel, she sings too. She can sing me to sleep anytime. Who wouldn’t want to wake up to this?
- This girl can pull off any look she wants. She can rock the pixie cut, be a brunette or even pull off the punk rock, edgy look. Whatever she’s wearing, I certainly wouldn’t hesitate to take it off of her.
- She’s not afraid to show skin… well some of it. Oh what the hell, all of it. (<—— NSFW!)
- She has an accent. ‘Nuff said.
James Marsden. He can sing very well too! :)
Why He’s Hot:
- Have you seen him shirtless? That man has a banging body!! You just want to grab him and get your fingers caught in his curly chest hair.
- His hair. It’s always perfect. You’re dying to get your hands on it and ruff it up a little bit, since it seems like no one else is.
- His eyes. Oh I’m sorry, I mean pools of lusty sex. You glance at them and automatically wet yourself - in the good way. God, if just his eyes can do that, imagine what his real sex part can…
- He was the prince in Enchanted. He wore tights. Tights that showed BULGE. Why don’t you help him rip those off and unveil the real treasure?
- Look at his lips. Thick, plump, juicy and luscious are synonyms for James Marsden’s lips. They are just screaming “kiss me!!” and you can scream back when he shows you what he can do with those lips.
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Sophie Marceau.
Why She’s Hot:
- She has the most gorgeous face EVER. Forget Barbie dolls and Megan Fox. She is la belle jolie, au naturel. Her soft hazel-gray eyes, delicate nose, awesome cheekbones, porcelain skin & natural rouge, and tantalizingly kissable lips — TO DIE FOR. And ohhh yes, the HAIR…. whether poufed up in throes of romance or waking up after a thorough romance, her locks are so damn perfect. (If I were her body part, I’d be the hair. Hair makes the woman.)
- She’s French. (And we all know zat ze French are magnifique on all things glamourous and amoreuse.)
- Her body? Exquisite. Her films have a strong tendency to showcase her lovely goods (chief of all her acting talent, of course), and we don’t need subtitles to know when we’ll drop our undergarments. It happens all the time anyway — thanks to her smoky, seductive purring and sultry body language. Come hither? We better.
- Wardrobe malfunction or not, she was proclaimed to have “the perfect bosom”. And not only that, she was France’s “National Bust”!
- Effortlessly elegant, with an irresistible kind of allure as she improves with age. She’s fortysomething but her sex appeal — is, and will forever be — a flawless 100%
Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Love his sexy voice too. Wish he still continue his music journey with his band, beside than acting.
Why He’s Hot:
- Why isn’t he hot? Have you looked at this GQ Mother Fucker? Those plump limps, those perfect teeth, those gorgeous eyes, that tan, lean physique. That sexy ass Irish accent. He’s proof that there is a God and that God loves women (and gay men). What else could possibly explain such a perfect creature among us?
- Speaking of eyes. Those eyes. Holy fuck. He just looks like he wants to ravage everything. Everyone. Over and over and over. I mean they just say “GET NAKED”. Shit, I got naked just looking for a photo to accompany this post. You know your fly is twitching. Shut up.
- He’s not just a pretty face: he’s actually a great actor and he can sing and dance on top of it. Dance like Elvis. Good hip action means a good fuck. Usually.
- He made out with Ewan McGregor. I’m sorry, that’s hot.
- Two words: The Tudors. You need to see it. No, seriously. You need to see it. It’s like porn, for women. Bet you a dollar you’re wet when it’s over.
Megan Fox. She is the embodiment of passionate lust! woo :)
Why She’s Hot:
- Admit it, she’s fucking hot. Her body, her eyes, her smile. So far, I haven’t found one bad thing about her.
- She has tattoos.
- I understand that her thumbs aren’t the most attractive things on the planet. But who cares? They’re thumbs. Her tits make up for it.
- I can’t help bet get turned on looking at this picture. Her face, her body position, everything about it is sexy.
- Her lips. My God, how I wish I could just connect mine with hers and make passionate love with this beautiful woman.
Hugh Laurie
Why He’s Hot:
- He plays the biggest asshole on TV. That doesn’t stop you from imagining fucking him, while he’s yelling about some false diagnosis. “What’s that? I misdiagnosed a patient? Go ahead… punish me.”
- Those eyes, ah. They just pierce right through you. Imagine those strikingly blue eyes, staring you down as you undo his shirt buttons.
- That little smirk he always has on his face. You know he’s thinking about something naughty.
- That accent! Holy shit. Listen to the way he says badonkadonk. Go ahead. Just imagine him whispering in your ear in that accent while his hands explore your “badonkadonk”.
- He plays the piano. Sure, his vocals aren’t that great… but I’m sure you could find some way to occupy his mouth while he plays.
mannn I love his wit and charm :)
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